Preface

Marieanne Vacher and the steel fan
Posted originally on the SquidgeWorld Archive at http://squidgeworld.org/works/62109.

Rating:
Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning:
Major Character Death
Category:
Gen
Fandoms:
Dead Plate [Video Game], Mortal Kombat - All Media Types, Mortal Kombat [Video Games 1992-2020], Mortal Kombat [Video Games 2023-], Mortal Kombat [Game'verse]
Relationship:
Marieanne "Manon" Vacher & Marieanne "Manon" Vacher
Characters:
Marieanne "Manon" Vacher, Original Male Character(s), Original Female Character(s), Original Female Human Character(s)
Additional Tags:
Crack Crossover, Crossovers & Fandom Fusions, POV First Person, Crack Treated Seriously, Crossover, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Blood and Injury, Mortal Kombat References, Inanimate Objects, Kitana's Steel Fans, Word count: 100 - 500, Marieanne "Manon" Vacher do a Fatality, POV Female Character, Dead Plate Need More Crossovers, Author Commentary, Gen Work, POV Marieanne "Manon" Vacher, France, 1960s, Alive Marieanne "Manon" Vacher, Cross-Posted from AO3, Betaed – No, Autistic Author, Rare Fandoms, Translated from French, Translation
Language:
English
Stats:
Published: 2024-01-01 Words: 289 Chapters: 1/1

Marieanne Vacher and the steel fan

Summary

A short crack fic to start 2024 in style!
I, Marieanne Vacher, find a strange steel fan on the ground. I decide to throw it for fun... with deadly bloody consequence.

Marieanne Vacher and the steel fan

I'm Marieanne Vacher, but my close friends call me Manon. I was walking through the French city streets when I found a strange object on the ground. A sort of very large blue fan but with steel blades. I cut myself by grazing one of its blades with my right index finger. My finger bleeds. I whisper an expletive because a sophisticated girl like me isn't supposed to swear like a sailor and I use a cloth handkerchief to bandage my injured finger. I manage to close the steel fan and take it in my hands. I take a few steps and notice that the fan has a handgrip. By using it, I can open it without hurting myself. It's really quite big..., I thought. Was it used as a weapon? And by whom? A princess from a faraway land? Without understanding where this crazy idea came from, I throw it like a Frisbee and the fan comes back. I catch it while laughing. It's fun! I throw it again, several times, in different directions. The fan keeps coming back to me. I'm not a little girl anymore, but I don't want to stop! I throw the steel fan again. There's a shriek and the fan comes back. I catch it. It's covered in blood. Loud voices are heard nearby. Men's and women's voices.

"Oh my God!"

"His head..."

"It's been cut straight off!"

"What horror!"

"Such a handsome young man..."

Realizing what I've done, I scream and, without letting go of the bloody fan, I start running. Strangely, I hear a male voice saying the word "FATALITY."


* The dead young man was supposed to be Rody, but I thought "No Way!" and changed him to an original character.

Afterword

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